2007-10-17 15:16:05 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-10-17 15:26:02 · update #1
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2007-10-18 05:54:52 · update #2
personally, i'm eating as many monkeys as I can in hopes they'll go extinct... no more 'if humans came from monkey...' questions
2007-10-17 15:29:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God gives you the job you have to make money to buy food with, you make the choice of the foods you eat. You should be sure and thank Him for the foods you have to eat and that you are not starving. Worry about bigger things, like what God wants you to do instead of what God wants you to make for dinner.
2007-10-17 15:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by angel_nurse82 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing to come to an understanding with is that God has given you the wonderful gift of FREE WILL.
With free will, YOU can make all of the decisions for your life.
Make whatever YOU want for dinner each day. Enjoy.
Yaks(pbuh)
2007-10-17 15:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Close your eyes and randomly pluck items out of your cupboard...that's how things like haggis come into existence.
Or you could serve the devil instead and make Devil's Food Cake or Moral Sin Cake.
Hmmmmm....haggis vs Devil's Food Cake...dangit I guess I'm on the devil's side!!!
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2007-10-17 16:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Randomly open up a page and thrust your finger onto a word in the bible.
Keep doing this until it comes up with a noun.
So, yes, God would want you to be a cannibal if you hit up "Michael" or "John" or things of that nature. =)
2007-10-17 15:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pray and ask for a sign.
You'd be like...if you close your eyes and ask for a sign, and when you opened you eyes and the first thing you saw was your husband then your sign would mean is to order for a Chinese food. LoL!!!
2007-10-17 15:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Zed23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another sheep heard from! God gave you a brain. USE IT! If you think he wants you to do something listen to your heart, but he gave you free will to make those decisions on your own. GET A LIFE!
2007-10-17 15:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by Rev. Kaldea 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The FSM demands an offering of Italian pasta(damn i am hungry).
2007-10-17 15:24:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The rumbling of your tummy is actually God speaking. Listen closely, it will come to you.
2007-10-17 15:21:35 · answer #9 · answered by notsonormalgrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try and find a random recipe generator, or make one out of recipes and a hat.
2007-10-17 15:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy Indigo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Open the Bible and whatever animal it says on the page you opened, that's what you should eat. If it doesn't say anything edible, you must fast. (Suggestion: Dog-ear the wedding)
2007-10-17 15:20:22 · answer #11 · answered by dissolute_chemical 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋