Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."
What do you think?
2007-10-17 15:10:22 · 7 answers · asked by :) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute
2007-10-17 15:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by Carebear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but i feel bad for the guy. LMFAO, till tears. stars
2007-10-17 15:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah That is pretty good. have a star
2007-10-17 16:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone got around fast.....with the neighbors
2007-10-17 15:15:36 · answer #4 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
I hope it's a good skate (don't want no "cheap skates")
Cheers
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2007-10-17 15:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by Now I'm Outta Here 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaa lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-17 17:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
2007-10-17 16:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋