This retarded guy always calls me fat, and it gets sooo annoying, because I am not even fat! I'm one of the skinniest people I know, and I don't get why he is always saying that. I have made it clear to him that I hate his guts, and I usually just tell him to **** off whenever he comments me. But he is really annoying and embarrassing. I need some comebacks?
2007-10-17 14:40:38 · 9 answers · asked by Narina 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Say "your right...i am pretty hot and tempting.(phat)...i must be if you cant resist the chance to hear my voice"
**or**
"look i'm flattered that you feel the need to tease me to get my attention..but i'm just not interested....so....go find someone else to pick on....."
**or**
YELL: "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU .YOU WIERDO PERV! I WISH YOU'D STOP ASKING THATS THIRD TIME THIS WEEK"
2007-10-17 15:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Consuela B. Hammock 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you ignore him, he might take that as a challenge and try that much harder to gain your attention. If you simply say, "Yeah, okay, whatever...." and walk away from him every time he disparages you, then you take all the fun out of his evil little game and he has no ammunition to throw at you.
He wants you to be angry or annoyed with him -- that's his way of getting attention. If don't give him that satisfaction, then he'll go to someone else who he can make mad. He sounds very immature, at the very least.
2007-10-17 22:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insults result in more insults. Though you might think it a good idea to jump at him with sassy comebacks it doesn't work. He wants attention from you and you are feeding right into him. Ignore him. Walk away. Eventually when he sees hes not getting responses from you, he will move on to someone else.
2007-10-17 21:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by dawnb 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm trying to determine why you chose to post this question in the Etiquette section. Comebacks and disses aren't consistent with etiquette, which pertains to rules of behavior established for living in polite / civil society.
2007-10-17 22:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by reap100 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"I can gain and lose weight, what can you do about ugly?"
"At least I am not stuck with a negative I.Q."
"Do you take pills or are you naturally stupid?"
"Everyone knows Joe Cool, but here I am with his brother Not So"
Good luck, if I think of anything else I will edit this answer.
BTW, drop the "**** off" comment. It isn't very ladylike and it shows your emotions. That is all this idiot is after. If you lose control he wins.
2007-10-17 21:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You could just slap him. Nah then you'd probably go to jail .Oh well back to the drawing board.LOL But really he probably likes you are has mage issues of his own.
2007-10-18 13:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by I am mizz chilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just stay away from him. He obviously has a low self image and is trying to make you feel bad to build himself up. Don't fall for it. Avoid him.
2007-10-17 21:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♣♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ignoring him would be the best thing. He is only trying to get your attention, and by u insulting him back, he is getting what he wants....
2007-10-17 21:46:08 · answer #8 · answered by kiki72404 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He insults you and you turn around and insult mentally handicapped people. Nice.
You're a NICE person.... I can really see that.
2007-10-17 23:16:15 · answer #9 · answered by stevemeister 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋