I think we should instill the moral teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and teach that no love is greater than the one given by Him.
Who's with me?
RAmen!
2007-10-17 14:36:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Of course we should! If we don't, they won't be saved - duh!!
2007-10-17 14:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
As St. Alfredo teaches:
Whether they be little angelhairs or pestos, you must guide the little gnoccis in the ways of the Ragu:
1. Brush and floss every day to keep Dr. Al Dente away.
2. Nothing is so bad that a little parmesan can't fix.
3. Elbows off the table.
4. Learn abc's in many linguini - it is truly a tri-color world.
5. A penne saved is a penne earned.
RAmen!
2007-10-17 15:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Tami Lomuti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The indoctrination production unit nature of the SK00L device has been apparant for an exceedingly long term. the perception that its "Muslim" indoctrination is ( a minimum of for my section ) misguided. the genuine indoctrination keeps to be in the mode of coaching scholars to be "solid voters" ... it is, they're to take a seat down quietly and take path from the authority parent and not question WHY issues are being accomplished as they're. From the character who grew to become into thrown out of Chemistry for being a loose RADICAL
2016-10-13 00:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with you, but we gotta be careful--L. Ron Hubbard made up a religion as a hoax and taught it to people, and look what happened! Next thing you know, some Pastafarian action star will be promoting piracy as a cure for hurricanes while jumping on some couch on national TV...
2007-10-17 14:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by gunghoiguana 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
No, because unlike certain other religions we recognize indoctrination as child abuse. The true Pastafarians let their children grow up to make their own informed decisions.
2007-10-17 14:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
RAmen!
I have been washed in the sauce of the lord
2007-10-17 14:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAmen!
2007-10-17 14:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by sasamo 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
RAmen!
2007-10-17 14:44:13 · answer #8 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yah, let's go to lunch
2007-10-17 14:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
This would never work man, use your noodle for goodness sakes.
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2007-10-17 14:44:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
It's time for you to go to rehab ,
2007-10-17 14:43:56 · answer #11 · answered by wrench'n away 3 · 0⤊ 7⤋