this is a story. HEHE
2007-10-17 14:24:48 · 23 answers · asked by Song Bird 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It went on vacation to Disney World and met Mickey, Minnie and Goofy. Then he road Splash Mountain, Tower of Terror and saw all the worlds at Epcot. Then he got tired and went to lay by the pool, had a pina colada, and tanned. He's never going home. :)
2007-10-17 14:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happened just yesterday, when the clouds began forming a great S shape throughout the sky. The small fly took flight around the sun's rays, careful not to get too heated. Out of nowhere, a giant gust of wind crashed into the fly. The poor thing shook madly. It was pushed further and futher along the air until a telephone pole halted the [insect's] movement. With a loud shocking sound, the fly started glowing bright yellow. Energy poured out of it.
...And then the fly was breaking a window. And then it was breaking more. And more. And more. And more. Teleporting from one to another, this thing was completely torturing these windows. Wind-ows.
Soooo....we all know about the paperclip. [And how it was a very special form of electricity. It could destroy everything. Not even an airplane was a match for this fellow.] Yeah, so yesterday it just happened to be shot through the same window the fly was heading towards. And you MUST know what that means.
Fly...no more.
2007-10-17 14:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't there once an old lady who swallowed a fly?
i don't know why she swallowed the fly.
perhaps she'll die.
=)
soo.. was the fly eaten by the spider that the old lady swallowed to catch the fly and then it was eaten by a bird...?
2007-10-17 14:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by sunset.silhouette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't he the one who shared DNA with Jeff Goldblum? I think he still has a successful career in acting, if i remember correctly he lives in hollywood. Good guy lol
2007-10-17 14:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by mesprit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. I guess she'll die!
2007-10-17 14:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by Gatekeeper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The spy fly has flown the coup!
2007-10-17 14:36:04 · answer #6 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He ran into Garfield and he smashed him with a flyswatter
2007-10-17 14:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by Tigger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ate it.
Taste like chicken
2007-10-17 14:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The spider spider,and ate her.
2007-10-17 21:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The spider had him for lunch.
2007-10-17 14:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋