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An elderley couple have been dating for some time and decide it is finally time to marry. Before the wedding they embark on a long conversation regarding how their marriage will work. They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decides it is time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship.

"How do you feel about s*x?" he asks, rather hopefully.

"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responds.

The old guy pauses, then he asks, "Was that one word or two?"

2007-10-17 13:50:01 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

LMSUIAO Those old folks always have a good word or two don't they.?

2007-10-17 22:27:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1 0

Excellent.

2007-10-17 22:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just goes to show that you may take the urine out of the oldies but they can still teach you young'uns a thing or two.

2007-10-17 22:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2007-10-17 19:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Nice Fidgety,thanks lol.

2007-10-17 14:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by shane c 5 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-17 13:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

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Wow that was strange, i ment to type hahahahah... that was so funny i can't type

2007-10-18 06:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Brian 4 · 0 0

Ha ha ha.!!! Viagra the magic pill for old and the less stiff ones ha ha.!!! Very good Fidgety.!!! 10/10 - Cheers.!!!

2016-05-23 06:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Lmao! funny one there!
real nice original one!

Star for u!

2007-10-18 01:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0 0

Yep that's good! And I always wear one…on each foot.

2007-10-17 13:56:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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