An elderley couple have been dating for some time and decide it is finally time to marry. Before the wedding they embark on a long conversation regarding how their marriage will work. They discuss finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old man decides it is time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship.
"How do you feel about s*x?" he asks, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responds.
The old guy pauses, then he asks, "Was that one word or two?"
2007-10-17
13:50:01
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