A girl walks into a smoothy bar with a dog. The chef says, "You can't bring that dog in here."
"You don't understand," says the girl. "This is no regular dog, she can talk."
"Listen," says the chef. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."
The girl puts the dog on a stool, and asks her, "What's on top of a house?"
"Roof!"
"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"
"Bark!"
"And what kind of a sport is Karate?"
"Rough!"
"I guess you've heard enough," says the girl. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."
The chef is furious. "Listen," the chef says, "get out of here before I belt you."
As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the girl and says, "Do you think I should have said 'gentle'
2007-10-17 13:10:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, very good.
2007-10-17 14:23:02 · answer #1 · answered by dizzykatty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-10-17 19:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 13:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for a chuckle.
2007-10-17 14:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-17 23:13:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is funny. I like it.
2007-10-17 13:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by 1truthseeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2007-10-17 13:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by marie cole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. funny! lol
2007-10-17 13:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by m.domonic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflol
2007-10-18 09:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by [F]rEeEk[K] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha me and my friends are laughing like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-10-18 03:11:50 · answer #10 · answered by cpauler0897 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋