For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a service station, donut shop or a Sandwich shop.
If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.
2007-10-17 12:39:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually I heard this joke from my Hindu friend, he thought it was great. His name is Patel, and he also says that half of India is named Patel. You could go into any room with many Indians in it and ask for Mr Patel and half the room would rise.
2007-10-17 22:14:21 · update #1
wtff uhh no your lieing
2007-10-17 12:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Really? Cause I always though that they were being beemed information directly into the skull using high powered infra-red lasers
2007-10-17 12:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is your idea of humor, you need to seek professional help. I'm perfectly serious. All your Qs today have been in this same "vein". You need to deal with whatever is bothering you and stop picking a fight with other people who didn't cause it, and can't fix it.
2007-10-17 14:17:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ja'aj };> 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I could actually feel someone scratching my forehead while reading this... Oh, no, just my puppy, Pleather.
2007-10-17 12:43:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is completely wrong!!!!!! ITS FALSE! I am a hindu, and trust me, that is not true. This article is making fun of the fact that many Indians in the U.S. have a convenience store, a service station, donut shop , a sandwich shop, hotels, etc.
this is pure bull!
2007-10-17 12:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Vivek K 2 · 3⤊ 6⤋
Tacky but funny!
2007-10-17 13:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is not even remotely funny, its discrimination. Ok, therapist alert, hate crime in progress.
2007-10-17 17:54:25 · answer #7 · answered by BMXKid 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry, but if you truly question whether this stupid, ignorant joke is true...
You should just kill yourself.
2007-10-17 13:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, maybe I'm wrong....but I'm laughing....lol
Very good....*star
2007-10-17 12:49:11 · answer #9 · answered by mandynjoseph 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yeah ........that was wrong on a few different levels
2007-10-17 12:44:39 · answer #10 · answered by banjaxed 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋