there was two immigrants trying to get thier us citizenship one polish and one Italian the polish man was really nervous and was afriad he would not pass the test the Italian man told not to worry because he goes in first I'll take the test then give you the answers so they call in the Italian man the judge ask hie three quetsions 1. who was the first pres. of the u.s.? george washington he says 2. how many stars are there on the u.s.flag? 50 3. what are the colors of the u.s. flag? red,white,and blue. you pass sir you are now a citizen of the u.s.a. the judge says so he goes out and drags the polish man in the mens room I wrote the answers down on my underwear just peak down at the answers when the judge ask you a question they trade undies but the polish guy puts em on backwards the judge ask him whos the first pres of the u.s.? he looks down jc penny! 2. how many stars on the u.s.flag? 36-38! (the judge looks at him funny) 3 whats the u.s.flags colors white with ah brown stripe!
2007-10-17 12:36:55 · 4 answers · asked by Bigpoppa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. funny AND original.
2007-10-17 12:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by CT230R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 12:40:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
2007-10-17 12:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by P!NK 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you could have done better...
2007-10-17 12:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋