A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Clause with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
2007-10-17 12:14:35 · 37 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah!
2007-10-19 05:00:22 · answer #1 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-10-17 18:58:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is always a good one, but I heard it that the best eating was between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
2007-10-17 12:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by jodi_jogal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are SOOO bad!
Why don't you have 'Happy NOO Year' tattooed across your butt!
Leave it to the person doing the tattoo to space out the letters!
Good joke though!
LOL!
2007-10-17 12:41:50 · answer #4 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 12:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow Thats funny hahahahahahaha
2007-10-18 02:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by cpauler0897 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL that was a good one Jim - Magic - and a star
2007-10-17 18:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, you been peeking at me in the shower again hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-17 12:48:20 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. I didn't see the punchline coming.
2007-10-17 22:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good keep em coming have a star
2007-10-17 20:05:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha reminds me of the turkey joke, remind me to email you it, its too OTT to post here
star awarded
2007-10-17 12:45:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋