What do you do if you have to fart on a date or near your gilfriend and can't leave the room? Holding your nose to make it silent doesn't work, because it still smells bad. Besides holding it in, what do you do?
2007-10-17 11:49:47 · 35 answers · asked by Dr O 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Relax...Just tell her you are marking your territory! If that doesn't work, just as you start to smell it, start screaming, "What the hell! Did you crap your pants???" Blame it on her!
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2007-10-25 08:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold it in till you can leave the room. This reminds me of a joke:
This guy was in a situation like you just described. The girl and her father was in the room and the boyfriend was trying hard to make a good impression. The pet Rotweiler ambled into the room and sat down beside him. The guy thought,'Maybe if I let a little bit go everyone will think it was the dog. So he did. As soon as he did the father yelled at the dog, "ROVER!". Hey, that's great the boyfriend thought. I'll do it again and feel alot better. This time he let off a little louder fart. Again the father yelled, "ROVER!". 'Oh thank God', the boyfriend thought. Now I'll just let it go and I'll feel better all evening. So he let it all out. The father stood up and yelled, "ROVER!... get over here NOW... before he sh__'s on you!"
2007-10-17 12:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by tlbrown42000 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you've been with her for a while just let it out - you're only going to cause yourself pain. After her initial repulse about it, I think she will see the funny side and realise you're only human. Also, to cut back on the farts and smell, look at your diet and change it.
2007-10-17 11:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by Monkey007 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spill a little sauce or drink on you and ask to go to the restroom or the kitchen to clean it up . Or politly ask to use the restroom ! or my favorite ...put a fabris softener sheet in you underwear and if you fart it takes out the smell , if its a loud one cough loud while u do it ! good luck !
Remember Girls Do it too
2007-10-17 11:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by jbird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...You just brought back memories..when me and my hubby were first dating we were watching a movie and all of a sudden he laid on the floor and put his legs up and lit his lighter at the same time he farted...haha..i thought it was kinda random..and gross...i didnt think bad of HIM though..were all human and i was kinda glad he felt comfortable enough around me to do that..im not telling you to do that but i guess it all depends on we're you are in the relationship
2007-10-17 11:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say to go ahead and fart. i know its probably not the answer you wanna hear but if it smells bad then oh well. i'm sure you are not the first to fart around her. just say it was an accident and apologize. i'm sure she won't dump you for that. and if she does then she's got some real issues.
2007-10-17 11:53:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you really like your date...let it rip...it is called breaking the ice, If you can hold it do as it cold be offensvie....or move near another person so no one knows for sure who it was
if she does not want to see you again she is not for you.
This is an age old dilema to me being femle,,,if a date has to and has no recourse,,,hey we all do it.
Thanks for the laugh...brings back memories...
2007-10-17 11:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by ideame 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart, if she is any kind of decent person, she will understand, if she acts like it is unatural, tell that BIOTCH to go somewhere else, cause everyone does it, even the most beautiful women.
2007-10-17 11:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by darktexan2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it's just you and your girlfriend let it rip. If she gives you any problems Remind her about her monthly friend. if your with a group of people try to ease it out, then act like nothing happend. If your on a date? Hmmm. go for it and hopefully she's as open as u are.
2007-10-17 12:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by sup holmes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for one there should always be a bathroom available that you can excuse your self to. a water faucet nearbye for you to escape to or you can always use the "oh dang i left my wallet in the car. i'll be right back." this is when you take two steps and do your thing and turn around saying oops no i didn't
2007-10-17 11:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by jezbnme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the toilet.
Make sure that you don't eat anything which is likely to make you need to fart before your date.
2007-10-17 11:53:17 · answer #11 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋