If you exist, please answer this question.
2007-10-17 11:49:00 · 10 answers · asked by Tikimaskedman 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm afraid he's not...
2007-10-17 11:55:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Yes I'm up here Tiki Maskman, just above that cumulonimbus* formation you're starin' at. It's just that I've fallen, and I can't get up! But don't worry. I'll soon return to the earth on large crutches made of clouds. Say yer prayers!"
[disclaimer: this is a joke and the author does not intend to represent that HE is God or that he does not believe in the existence of A God or THE God. Moreover, the author does not desire to offend anyone at all whatsoever in any way, shape, or form and cannot be responsible for anyone blowin' a gasket over such reply. Please do not be angry at such author or desire hell-fury upon his soul for his ridiculous reply. The point where one cannot make irreverent jokes is the day a devil - should one exist - has won]
*Cumulonimbus is a type of cloud that is tall, dense, and involved in thunderstorms and other intense weather. The clouds can form alone, in clusters, or along a cold front in a squall line.
2007-10-17 19:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Goldmind 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hinduism can give some mystical answers .
Who is God? Where is God? How can I come to know God?"
God has no names, but all names are the names of God. Whether you call Him this or that, He remains Who He is. But in our tradition we call God by the loving name Siva, which is only one of His 1,008 traditional names. Supreme God Siva is both within us and outside of us. Even desire, the fulfillment of desire, the joy, the pain, the sorrow, birth and death -- this is all Siva, nothing but Siva. This is hard to believe for the unenlightened individual who cannot see how a good, kind and loving God could create pain and sorrow. Actually, we find that Siva did not -- not in the sense that is commonly thought. God gave the law of karma, decreeing that each energy sent into motion returns with equal force.
In looking closely at this natural law, we can see that we create our own joy, our own pain, our own sorrow and our own release from sorrow. Yet we could not even do this except for the power and existence of our loving Lord. It takes much meditation to find God Siva in all things, through all things. In this striving -- as in perfecting any art or science -- regular daily disciplines must be faithfully adhered to.
Siva is the immanent personal Lord, and He is transcendent Reality. Siva is a God of love, boundless love. He loves each and every one. Each soul is created by Him and guided by Him through life. God Siva is everywhere. There is no place where Siva is not. He is in you. He is in this temple. He is in the trees. He is in the sky, in the clouds, in the planets. He is the galaxies swirling in space and the space between galaxies, too. He is the universe. His cosmic dance of creation, preservation and dissolution is happening this very moment in every atom of the universe. God Siva is, and is in all things. He permeates all things. He is immanent, with a beautiful form, a human-like form which can actually be seen and has been seen by many people in visions. He is also transcendent, beyond time, cause and space.
That is almost too much for the mind to comprehend, isn't it? Therefore, we have to meditate on these things. God Siva is so close to us. Where does He live? In the Third World. And in this form He can talk and think and love and receive our prayers and guide our karma. He commands vast numbers of devas who go forth to do His will all over the world, all over the galaxy, throughout the universe. These are matters told to us by the rishis; and we have discovered them in our own meditations. So always worship this great God. Never fear Him. He is the Self of your self. He is closer than your own breath. His nature is love, and if you worship Him with devotion you will know love and be loving toward others. Devotees of God Siva love everyone.
This is how God Siva can be seen everywhere and in everyone. He is there as the Soul of each soul. You can open your inner eye and see Him in others, see Him in the world as the world. Little by little, discipline yourself to meditate at the same time each day. Meditate, discover the silent center of yourself, then go deep within, to the core of your real Being. Slowly the purity comes. Slowly the awakening comes.
For more info,please visit http://www.himalayanacademy.com/resources/books/wih/
2007-10-19 09:51:35 · answer #3 · answered by Siva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me if you get a reply because I'm all for being shown some proof of this thing.
2007-10-17 18:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Flatpaw 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God is everywhere. You have to look for Him in order to find Him.
2007-10-17 18:59:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Keep on searching you are not ready yet
2007-10-17 18:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by Heterodox Idiosyncratic Algerian 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes its me god! worship me! and wile your at it make me a sandwich...
2007-10-17 18:54:58 · answer #7 · answered by mnelson11425 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not all who wander are lost.
2007-10-17 18:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS??"
2007-10-17 18:52:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok he's in heaven........
2007-10-17 18:53:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋