A preacher is buying a parrot.
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you stupid fool!" screeched the parrot.
2007-10-17 11:12:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Parrot jokes are always good. Thank you.
2007-10-17 20:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-10-17 19:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaha.... dam!!! :P look at this ones: Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he’d like to eat. "I’ll have some ******’ French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more ******’ French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I don’t know," he says meekly, "but I definitely don’t want the ******’ French toast." *-Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?" haha :P bye happy christmas
2016-05-23 05:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by velda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guess the parrot won't be helping with the sunday service, hehehe
have a star
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2007-10-17 11:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To those who think it is funny, it is funny to them.
To those who think it is not funny, it isn't funny to them.
The parrot seems to make it funny to me.
He did a great job.
What a parrot!!!!
2007-10-17 11:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i ever want to laugh my head off just go to raindrop never fails to make me smile have a star
2007-10-17 20:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha...Best joke, Deserve a Star
2007-10-17 22:35:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah gotta love that parrot! wish I could pet him/her? hehehe good one!
2007-10-17 17:58:44 · answer #8 · answered by BMXKid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.10/10.thanks for sharing.
2007-10-17 22:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of funny only had a little smile :-)
2007-10-17 12:05:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋