A girl was sitting in a rail carriage on her own, quietly reading a book, until a scruffy bloke got into and sat directly opposite her. He started shelling and eating a large carton of king prawns, whilst flicking the empty shells all over the floor and the girl.
This continued for most of the journey, with a few insults being hurled at the girl for good measure. The bloke finally finished the prawns, at which point she got up, picked up the empty carton and proceeded to put all the empty shells in the carton. When she had cleaned up any trace of the prawns she threw everything out of the carriage window and pulled the emergency cord. The train came to a dramatic halt and the bloke laughed and said "What did ya do that for, you'll get fined £50" at which point that girl said "Sure and when the Police smell your fingers I'll make sure you get 10 years"...
2007-10-17 11:09:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Something fishy, lol.!!!
Great one there Funnygirl.!!!
10/10.!!!
Cheers :-)).
2007-10-17 19:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-18 01:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 18:20:17 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
her book wasnt so interesting, , , , she kept thinking all the way about ths misbehaving bloke
2007-10-18 17:27:10 · answer #4 · answered by fuad_enjoy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good have a star
2007-10-17 19:07:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!
Star from me as well
2007-10-17 18:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Pug the Mighty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My kind of joke! Very good.
2007-10-17 18:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by kdee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My kind of joke too, brilliant.
2007-10-17 18:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sweet nice one ur awesome
2007-10-17 18:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jonathan S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
topper nice one
2007-10-17 19:43:23 · answer #10 · answered by David M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋