A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!
2007-10-17 11:01:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now that right there is an awesome joke!! Star for you! This is the only one today that made me laugh!!!
2007-10-17 11:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the ceiling is intense adequate and there is not any longer something for them to stand on or injury the glass with (exceptionally if it became into bulletproof glass). Assuming that's an outdoors cellar, of course. If it relatively is like a basement you would be setting up skylights on your floor.
2016-10-07 03:04:21 · answer #2 · answered by piekarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-10-17 19:25:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 12:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao very funny :]
2007-10-17 11:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by mscouturee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg its scary now lol. For the husband that is.
2007-10-20 07:57:26 · answer #6 · answered by Salaama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about time the boot was on the other foot
2007-10-17 11:11:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i honestly didnt see that comming lol
2007-10-17 11:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by randomer10101 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha
thats hilarious
i love it=]
2007-10-17 11:08:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good
2007-10-17 11:13:02 · answer #10 · answered by golden 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋