So, a cabbie is driving around NYC until the pope hails a cab... the cabbie is shocked and they have a nice chat. The ride is going smoothly until a lawyer is standing in the middle of the road. The cabbie had a huge grudge against lawyers, but he didn't want to go to hell because the pope was in the car. He swerved to avoid the lawyer, and they braked right near the curb. The cabbie said "sorry sir" the pope responds "its ok i got him with the car door."
Funny or not?
2007-10-17 10:52:55 · 4 answers · asked by fabregasfan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Umm well I'm not sure about your question... I mean Fabregas's first name is Francesc. But hes cesc... You know the arsenal midfielder.
2007-10-17 12:19:44 · update #1
Also your son probably admires him for his superb style of play... He is excellent!!
2007-10-17 13:45:22 · update #2
Heard it before, but still made me laugh!
Good one .
P.S. Any ideas how to get my son to wear a T-shirt that doesn't have FABREGAS all over the back? He tells me that Fab's 1st name is Cesc or something like that. Where's that from then? (Please don't say his mum or dad!!)
LOL!
best wishes
2007-10-17 11:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 01:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by hamb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 12:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL props 2 da pope! i love these pope/priest jokes...
2007-10-17 11:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋