I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not. know, that is true knowledge.
2007-10-17 10:33:51 · 17 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
god you are good hun, pmsl
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2007-10-17 13:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
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2016-05-15 20:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by Emily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third one was said by Winston Churchill to Betty Boothroyd after a formal dinner. She was rather an ugly woman
2007-10-17 10:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny I like the first one and the "I'm not as think as you drunk I am" There are a lot of beer-themed ones though.
2007-10-17 10:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by crimson 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha theyre funny! i love quotes on life...rly puts things in perspective...
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2007-10-17 10:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-18 02:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-17 20:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-17 21:46:42 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-10-17 12:29:53 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋