Couple talking:
Wife: “honey, can u pls. fix the light bulb outside?”
Husband: “hello!!! Do I look like an electrician???”
Wife: “how bout the ladder outside, can you fix it for me pls.?”
Husband: “Hello!! Do I look like a carpenter??”
The husband went for a walk outside and when he got home all the things that needs fixing are all done.
He asked his wife who did all the work..
Wife replied, “a man saw me crying and asked me what is wrong, so I told him all the problems in the house”. “ he then offered to help me in exchange for either sex or I’ll bake him a cake”
Husband: “so did you bake a cake for the man?”
Wife: “HELLO!!, do I look like a baker??”
2007-10-17
10:31:48
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