A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going,everyone got drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other.
The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court".
The court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands up and says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says "OK".
2007-10-17 09:50:02 · 18 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well", said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates".
The Judge instantly responded... "God.. that must of hurt!"
Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers."
2007-10-17 09:50:25 · update #1
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-17 10:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2016-05-23 04:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by freeda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good the fact that I'm Irish makes it so much better lol
2007-10-17 21:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, very funny. Been to a few rowdy weddings, but nothing quite like that (as far as I know, that is).
2007-10-17 09:55:38 · answer #4 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-17 12:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a golden oldie girl but still good xxx lol xxx
2007-10-18 02:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very rude but good have a star
2007-10-17 20:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pmsl hun, that was hilarious
have a star
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2007-10-17 12:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg - funniest iv herd lol hahahaha :)
2007-10-17 09:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ah dont it make you so proud to be irish lmfao.
2007-10-17 20:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by dollyk 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋