Women, i need you help!!!!?

Question

im writing a paper on the types of men that women date. (and the losers i have dated) And i need help categorizing men. please help with any funny/scary men categories or experiences. thanks.

MEN CAN HELP TOO

Answer 1

One suggested category, bad boys that girls all seem to lust after, while the nice guys can't get a date.

Answer 2

There are so many categories it's incredible! There is the wackos -- at first they are so cool, and then you realize that they really belong in a looney bin, because they forgot to take their meds and they are on all fours barking like a dog down the street -- scary! You got your stalkers -- self explanatory; the story tellers -- they fabricate the best stories in the world, but it's all fiction! the wannabees -- they think they are so cool and they take you to bars or restaurants and act like they know every body that works there and calls them by the wrong name, or best yet, they are so big in their self, but not in their pockets. Hope this helps.

Answer 3

There are all types of men out there, and i think its great youre writing a paper on them. I can think of all sorts but to sum it up i'd go with these :
The Player
The Parolee
The Pushover
The Professional
The Urban Renaissance Man
The titles are pretty self explainatory. I got them from Vh1's Charm School. :D They are the best ones that i know of. Here's a link to a blog with more information including some charts that better describe the traits of all 5. http://blog.vh1.com/2007-06-11/charm-school-recap-episode-8-brooke-breaks/

Answer 4

Hi
You know them so you should categorize them as you see and find them. Some guys are not possible to categorize as i know a few and i can't say on answers what category that I would put them in. Show us your your paper some time.probaly very interesting.
bye
Toe

Answer 5

hahaha that sounds like so much fun ok lets see if this helps..

ok you have the DOWN LOWmen....who are alittle to pretty you always wonder about...have great families and like men...hahhaha...gross

Then you have your HOODED MEN, who are way older than they should be and still tend to think they are 19, dont have any real goal like to smoke or drinka ll the time, have alot of sex, have a few baby mommas and the government cant find them to charge them their child support.

Then you have the COCKY BUSINESS MAN..thats the one who his parents were loaded handed everyhting to himon a silver platter and yet hes to good for himself, he was probably a jock in high school, had tons of girlfriends...whow ere all popular and will be fat by the time he gets old.

next is the SWEETHEART this is the one who is too good to be true and at times that turns you off..lol...hes way to sweet does way to much for u and u just dont ever want to imagine your life that good.lol

Then there is the POOR DUDE whose so sweet really nice, but your parents would kill you if you dated a man that had never has his own car...are you serious!!!

Then theres the NET boyfriend who you met on line, you saw him in person and he wa snothing liek he described..hahaha confessed he used a pic of this cousin and that hes had a weight problem since he throw out his knee in college..hahahhaahah


thats just a few hope it helps have fun!!!!

Answer 6

How about the compulsive liar category. I once went out with a guy who told me he was attacked by a bear and left for dead. When a wolf came sniffing around him he grabbed it and cut its throat and drank its blood. That gave him the strength to get up and get back to civilization and why he was part wolf today. I gave him my big eyed innocent look and said, "Really." LOL.

Answer 7

Categorizing men? Ummmmm, Losers, players, tightwads, spendthrifts, bad boys, good boys, lay down and walk all over me boys, stalkers, murderer's, can't get it up, can't keep it down, pointnoits complaint, perverts, workaholics, job less, alcoholics, drug abusers, child abusers, women abusers, buyers of love with gifts, cheaters, thrill seekers, mama's boy, a man's man, free spirits, zealots, pedophiles, aggressive, introverted, happy, fun, depressive, controlling, If I've missed anything, please let me know.

Answer 8

Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is charming; Goth Guy, who borrows your make-up; Large Pet Owner, who wears his Python around the house; and Mama's Boy, who will forever be comparing you to his mom.

Also see: The Flaw Corrector, The Comedian (who’s using you for material), One Position Peter (enough said), and Balding and Touchy About It.

Answer 9

Matt Groenig's (Simpsons) comic Life in Hell had the 9 types of boyfriends (and the 9 types of girlfriends).

Answer 10

Controllers (abusers)
Players (run around on you)
Druggies
Cowboys (the posers, not the real ones)
Lounge lizards
Intellectuals
Musicians (sometimes fall in the drug category, not always)

sorry, can't think of any more