I'll go with [godamn] raisins.
2007-10-17 09:00:05 · 39 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
those stupid popcorn balls
or Jesus wafers
yeah, I go with Jesus wafers
2007-10-17 09:02:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jenae, TV (tempter of the vile) 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Since Jesus loves little children, He would want to be kind to all the cuties trick-or-treating, even if the holiday is secular. He was also very considerate and liked to keep up with current events in His community. Jesus also told us to love our neighbor, and trick-or-treaters tend to be neighbors! :) So I'm sure He would hand out treats.
He would make sure his treats are appreciated by parents. Jesus is omniscient, since he is God. He'd know that handing out wine is not proper for kids. He'd know that giving out loaves and fishes, or other homemade treats is pointless, because parents are just going to throw them away when they get home anyway!
Loaves and fishes are traditional and healthy, but they aren't packaged in a safe manner, and would make parents nervous.
So I think Jesus would instead go for individually pre-packaged, healthy treats.
Some things I'd think He would happily give out are:
lunchbox-sized fruit cups or applesauce cups, little boxes of raisins, individually wrapped granola bars, mini bags of pretzels, and small boxes of animal crackers. :)
2007-10-17 09:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Trick question, Jesus wouldn't celebrate Halloween! It's a pagan holiday, fer chrissakes. oops. Aw heck, if he did pass out goodies, it would probably be a delicate 1914 Chardonnay or fish and chips.
2007-10-17 10:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those "flying saucer" candies, because they have the same exact texture as Eucharist. There'd be only 5 in the bag, but somehow he'd serve 5,000 trick-or-treaters.
Then again Halloween WOULD be the perfect time to dress up as a ghoul and say "Eat this, for it is my body."
2007-10-17 09:03:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oh, c'mon. jesus was really just trying to bring humanity back to Isis. He would SO have the full sized snickers bars, Jesus Juice, and definately no chick tracts!
2007-10-17 09:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would have to go with King Size 10 packs of Peanut Butter Twix. He's a giver if i'm not mistaken.
2007-10-17 09:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wine
2007-10-17 09:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by luckybabe7197 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"NONE"~!!! Instead he'd inform you of how it can be looked at as a sin !! For instance: " Anything about this DARK~twisted SOo,`called holiday .. I guess is what some call it !?! Is a day for wicked/evil spirits !! "It has no Biblical founding !! furthermore: "Do you truly think that
2007-10-17 09:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Probably some nasty tasting wafers he proclaimed were his flesh.
Blech.. Jesus you're a little stale today.
Or maybe Christ Chex.
2007-10-17 09:18:00 · answer #9 · answered by nixity 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus juice!!! Oh wait thats Michael Jackson... Well Jesus made it!
2007-10-17 09:03:41 · answer #10 · answered by Bogtrotter 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋