I need some Ideas for what is Ok to put into it! lamb?? yes? how about cooking with Holy water??
last time he wrinkled his nose at Angel food cake!
2007-10-17 08:47:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I understand that the leg of a pegan is also very tasty. Served with whole blood and a side of chopped Islmaist. No holy water it would catch the pegan on fire bad idea there. Serve him raw....................
2007-10-17 10:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That reminds of "Lamb: The Gospel according to Biff, Jesus' childhood pal"
One of the angels asks another angel to bring him back some chocolate
"What is chocolate?"
"It's a dirt dweller snack, you'll like it, Satan invented it"
Hey, you can only eat so much white cake...
2007-10-17 15:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yaaawwnnn,
another evangelical atheist...
does mocking believers ever get old for you ? guess not...
Is insulting sensitivities of others (no matter how stupid they appear to you) something which makes you feel better...?
I sense fear in you...
don't worry, your question will elicit quite a few pats on your head from the resident atheist corps...
I just finished composing a menu for a dinner I am having for Stalin's ghost, I will serve Gulag soup prepared with blood of his 20,000,000 victims, followed by a PolPot pot roast seasoned with ground skulls of 4.4 MILLION victims ? Howzz that for an atheist feast ? what do you think ?
2007-10-17 15:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Make something that you like. I'm guessing your proposed guest is going to be a no-show.
However, when He does come back, have some better jokes ready.
2007-10-17 16:03:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HEY great,I'm sure he'll be glad to bring the bread and Wine,just don't let him get snockered on the wine,Don't want to upset Daddy !!!
2007-10-17 16:30:36 · answer #5 · answered by Butch46 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't cook, he can create fish and chips from nothing. Although I would like to see him eat a deviled egg. ;-)
2007-10-17 15:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by Steve C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep it Kosher, okay? Remember, just because he's okay with us gentiles doesn't mean he wants you putting pork shoulder in his stew!
2007-10-17 15:51:48 · answer #7 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He seems to like people eating of his flesh and drinking of his blood. Go with that.
2007-10-17 15:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
fish and honey is what he ate when he came back so feed him that
2007-10-17 15:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
rebel try chicken again
2007-10-17 15:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋