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And the worse part is they parked their space ship in my parking place and refuse to move it.

What should I do?

2007-10-17 08:43:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

18 answers

Alienate them till they leave>

2007-10-17 08:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by 45 auto 7 · 5 0

First off it they didnt have a key then as soon as they were outta site then they crap be on the front lawn. If they had a key then i'd change my locks.....if they are illegal immigrants then i'd call the police and report them. They will survive and there is may opportunities out in the world instead of smooching off urs.

2007-10-17 08:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by WhAtEvEr....... 4 · 2 0

Use extreme caution. Their weapons are surely far superior to ours. Tell the 911 operator to send the SWAT'A (special weapons and tactics for aliens) PS: I hope your home is fully insured. PPS: Find a safe place for your keepsakes.

2007-10-17 10:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 1 0

I thought we took care of this with the bathroom incident. I guess I just have to state my case.
Phigment, just come live with me!
The aliens will get bored eventually or when people find out they're here it will be a million people here and they will leave so you can have your house back. But willl I be able to get you to leave...

2007-10-22 03:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6 · 1 0

Offer them a ride then drive straight to ICE

2007-10-17 09:00:03 · answer #5 · answered by RedWhite&Blue 4 · 2 0

There's only one thing to do in that situation...

You'll have to suddenly show them your (censored)...

They'll all run away, except for me...

I'm legal...(wink)...we let the females ones stay...I think we can handle them...musicians know how to be "universally" entertaining...

2007-10-22 07:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sell pictures to the tabloids.

2007-10-17 10:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 1 0

Beam me up Scotti

2007-10-17 09:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by jean 7 · 3 0

offer your roast in the freezer for experimental science only if agree to leave immediately after you give it to them

2007-10-17 08:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by gidget lil bit 4 · 1 0

show them a picture of george bush,that ought to do it!tell them if they don't go,he'll build a wall in your front room!:)

2007-10-17 12:21:13 · answer #10 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1 0

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