Today the SPIRIT of the LORD came over and I was struck by His POWER and REVELED in His NAME, Hallelughah! I wrote this poem so that you God-lovers could ALL share in my experience vicariously!
I'd love to know what you think for you are INDEED the people of the LORD! Please keep your comments complimentary and criticism-free. You know you want more. You know you want it.
I woke up this morning
With my gland all a'tingle
And down from the heavens came
The LORD's mighty dingle!
I sang and rejoiced
And ran into His arms
From there the Lord lifted me
Up by his palms
"Live long & proper!" said He
With an air of romance
"Or else I'll strip you
Of your wife, work, and pants!"
Flailing and talking in tongues
I was, all aglow in his light
"Except for the gays & Pagans & Catholics
To all a very good night!"
It was... it was like CHRISTMAS!! Here's hoping the love of GOD will embrace you & yours with love this year!
(unless you're an abomination).
Hallelughah!
2007-10-17 08:20:01 · 9 answers · asked by Gunning4Jesus 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
P.S. Please do not make fun. A lot of athiests will say "Ooh, you said gland" even though they know the gland is the heart or act like Beavis and Butthead when they see the word "dingle". A 'dingle' is a SONG. So please be nice and non-athiest.
2007-10-17 08:21:47 · update #1
ABCB. Oopsy.
2007-10-17 12:30:28 · update #2
I like the reference to Spock "live long and prosper", there is hope for you. and also, expressing yourself thru art, whether I like it or not is very good for you . thumbs up.
2007-10-17 14:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
of path. The bible instructions us no longer in basic terms to love the Lord, yet to love anybody. The question is almost deceptive. you may desire to seem on the situation from the eyes of the author. God blessed the present of marriage as between the utmost issues he ever gave mankind. although, God needs you to love him first and maximum appropriate. this might seam egocentric, yet to make certain which you to acquire eternal existence you may desire to have self assurance on him....and NO different. consequently, YOU your self might desire to prefer to place the main value on your relationship with Jesus. What in case you married a female who claimed to be a believer and wasn't? How might desire to you place an 'agnostic' (and that i take advantage of the term losely) and your relationship along with her over that of the main intense? What i'm asserting is which you may desire to fall in love with somebody it is of equivalent adulthood, spiritually, as you're. this way you could the two strengthen to love the Lord at the same time, besides as style a love between yourselves.
2016-10-12 23:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
G4J such the poet. Though, I do think the word you are looking for is jingle not dingle. But what can you do?
At least this time they all rhyme. At least that's what my son told me. "Mommy dingle and tingle sound the same." Such a smart boy.
2007-10-17 10:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by love4fun4life 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Awesome. I think you are ready to play Vegas.
Lady Morgana )0(
2007-10-18 13:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you read 8-Track's poems? He's a minimalist you know. I think you could learn a lot from him. :)
And I never correct people's grammar, but I just have to this one time--it's hallelujah. Not as funny as the way you spell it, but, alas, isn't that always the way? lol
2007-10-17 14:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by beano™ 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I don't mean to nitpick (actually I do) but that's ABCB.
I wish I could flail and talk in tongues. At least you included the atheists among the people you wished good night to. :P
2007-10-17 10:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
In ABAB verse the first and third and second and fourth lines are supposed to rhyme.
2007-10-17 08:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by Jett 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to mention teats!
2007-10-17 08:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
yes... teats... needs plentys more teats
2007-10-17 10:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋