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He was this little bitty guy with a big ego and he was cross-stitching 666 in red letters on all my socks.

Anyway, I think I accidentally stepped on him. Does that screw up the whole apocalypse/Revelation thing for the Christians?

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How do I get the goo out of the tread of my running shoes?

2007-10-17 08:13:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

14 answers

I told you that you needed to do the LBRP on the sock drawer, but you were all whiney about how that intoned a god you didn't believe in, and now, there you go...told ya.

2007-10-17 08:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1 0

LOL nice... There is no way to get that goo out and it will leave a stain trust me. Just chalk it up to a loss and buy new ones. And no I dont think it will screw anything up for the christians. They will just create another anti-christ, probably by cloning with the DNA of the guy you stepped on.

2007-10-17 16:12:06 · answer #2 · answered by Lorena 4 · 1 0

Ya finally got the little booger, did ya? I suppose someone could edit the bible...again. You may need a little Goo-Gone for your tennies tho. Or have you considered auctioning off the shoes on E Bay. How much does a squished Anti-Christ go for these days?

2007-10-17 15:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by zen 6 · 3 0

Throw those sneaks in the washer! That's like an exorcism box for squashed antichrists!

2007-10-17 15:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 2 0

hahaha, you must be smoking something good

now all i have to worry about is natural and human ends of the worlds, hahaha


if it was the anti christ some holy water (catholic or protestant) oxyclean and a lords prayer should take care of it

2007-10-17 15:19:01 · answer #5 · answered by Acappella S 3 · 3 0

Well, now Jessica Simpson has to step up...


Use holy water to remove the goo...

2007-10-17 15:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

This also happened in 7 AD. Now we have to wait ANOTHER 2000 years before Satan tries again.

2007-10-17 15:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Thank you so so much. I really needed a good laugh today.
Try some oxy clean and HOLY WATER.


Thank you again I'm ,LMAO

2007-10-17 15:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by R B 4 · 2 0

LOL That's funny. Try soda water. It works on anything.

2007-10-17 15:18:51 · answer #9 · answered by Sidereal Hand 5 · 3 0

shouyldn't he have been stitching in red numbers? Or was he actually stitching "Six-hundred-sixty-six"?

2007-10-17 15:55:52 · answer #10 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 1 0

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