Today I got definitive proof.
Two days ago, I was in Target and as usual I was looking in the clearance section. As you may know, Target is funny and has clearance in all departments. It just so happens I was looking at the candy. Sometimes you can find chocolate with cinnamon, which I love. It's so hard to find though I usually give up.
Anyway, when I was at the checkout I saw that they the chocolate covered Altoids for $1.79 when they are regularly $2.99, I figured it was just as well.
I've had a few since I purchased them and thought they tasted funny. And I guessed that was why they were so cheap.
I had to write because not only are the Altoids Chocolate covered Cinnamon but they were on sale.
Now you tell me there's no GOD.
2007-10-17 07:19:49 · 10 answers · asked by Hacksaw 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
GOD is ,was and will be there forever.
2007-10-17 07:23:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
chococoffee2: What are you gonna do about it, exactly? Threaten them with what you think your god's idea of punishment is? Are you gonna stone them for it? What, exactly, should they be very careful of?
What do you mean by 'god is not mocked'? They're mocking it, I'm mocking it right now by attempting to perform the Lord's Prayer in armpit farts for a YouTube video - clearly the statement 'god is not mocked' is false, because...well, it's not doing anything about it.
2007-10-17 07:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by nobody important 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There is always a god of chocolate, that's close to women's hearts. In men its the god of free beer or failing that the angel of happy hour.
2007-10-17 07:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by numbnuts222 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
interesting. God is chocolate covered cinnamon. Yummy!
2007-10-17 07:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Monkey Man 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
OK. This is crazy but it might be that a Target rep. put that price on them.
You might want to find him/her and start worshiping. Depending on what you do, they might like it and keep marking the price down
Or, they might file a restraining order.
You never know but you will know what displeases your god/goddess.
2007-10-17 07:30:32 · answer #5 · answered by strpenta 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny you have to experience a candy "incident" to realize that God exist.
How would you answer yourself how your air for your lungs are unlimited? How would you explain the Sun's magical effects on your bones? And finally, how would you indentify who creates them?
2007-10-17 07:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by almato 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The Bible says "be not deceived, God is not mocked...." and I believe you are mocking God. Be very careful.
2007-10-17 07:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
i tell you there is not god...cause you just said it
2007-10-17 07:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by CinnamonGirl777 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay, "there's no god"
Does that help?
2007-10-17 07:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
lol, wut?
2007-10-17 07:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋