2007-10-17 06:11:21 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Probably not.
More likely, the U.S. government will start sending "farm subsidy" checks so that he'll plant something ELSE.
Like maybe UFO remains or something.
Yaks(pbuh)
2007-10-17 06:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I had no idea we were taking money out of Satan's paycheck for all of that fossil planting he's doing! LOL! Just what age does Satan have to reach to retire?
2007-10-17 06:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by average person Violated 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You heard it wrong. God himself is planting the fossils to trap people who would doubt the Bible. That's what they said at a divinity college in Virginia last fall. Apparently, its a trap to see if you side with science instead of having blind faith. If you fail He throws you into the bottomless pit of hell himself.
Apparently, its an ongoing job so a comfortable retirement isn't an option... much like how things are going in this country.
2007-10-17 06:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by froggy_mousie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not a chance, satan already gave me a contract for 20 years for planting fossils, we already ordered a bunch of equipment from caterpillar.
2007-10-17 06:22:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Satan will have to don his black hoodie and pick up his scythe in order to reap what he sows. That'll mean going around to the various museums of the world clipping the legs out from under the exhibits in the Dinosaur sections. He could be at it for a while.
2007-10-17 06:16:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
By that time Republicans will let Social Security go to sh*t. Likely, Satan won't be paid for his hard work and will have to move in with his grown kids.
2007-10-17 06:16:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jaims 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
We get money from God if we stop planting fossils? I should start planting some so that I can stop and get paid.
2007-10-17 06:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wonder how much Satan gets in Social Security in a month? ;)
2007-10-17 06:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by jedimorgana 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-21 07:45:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No--Becuz Satan never receives a salary for his "work," and is therefore not eligible. You must first have withholding before you can collect later.
2007-10-17 06:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by soupkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋