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An Irish girl on Vacation in Spain headed for the hotel roof for some sun.

On her first day up there she wore a bathing suit, but since there was no one around that day, she removed it in order to acquire an all-over tan.

She was lying on her stomach when she heard someone running up the stairs.

She quickly pulled a towel over herself and was confronted by the hotel assistant manager. "Excuse me," he said. "The hotel doesn’t mind you sunning yourself on the roof, but we would appreciate it if you wore a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What's the problem?" she asked. "No one can see me up here."

"That's not quite true," he replied. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

2007-10-17 05:06:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

What a treat for the diners ha! ha!....

2007-10-17 05:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Funny

2007-10-17 12:09:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Excellent very funny lol

2007-10-17 13:15:58 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0 0

Very funny indeed ,absolutely hilarious10/10

2007-10-17 12:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Definately funny, but I would hate to be in her shoes.

2007-10-17 12:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by MajorCrumpet 4 · 1 0

Would be funnier as a blonde joke.

2007-10-17 12:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny :D, that's a good one

2007-10-17 12:08:57 · answer #7 · answered by shecklalonavitch 2 · 1 0

Thats good.

2007-10-17 12:54:57 · answer #8 · answered by wizzbith 2 · 0 0

Irish, white skin..if she had a tan, they would not have been saying a word..especially if she had a tan line, then theyd be betting if she was the same on the other side..

2007-10-17 12:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by Marie 5 · 0 4

hehehe, bet he now selling them as dirty postcards, pmsl hun

have a star

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2007-10-17 13:40:39 · answer #10 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1 0

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