2007-10-17 04:48:23 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can it be naked men instead, lazarus? I'm a lady 'Zilla :)
2007-10-17 04:56:27 · update #1
You need to put some wood panels on the windows. Make sure to have plenty of water(the rapture could cause water mains to break). Flash lights a must. Have a battery operated radio near by to hear of the progress of the rapture.
They're predicting many cat 3-4 raptures this year do to the high levels of lead in chinese products.
2007-10-17 04:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by Wandering_Man 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
radar controlled triple a emplacement on the roof should keep the air space above your house clear if there is a corporeal rapture nearby. and save you having to clean the car again as the raptured are sure to be shocked by suddenly being whisked into the air and you know what a sudden shock can do do sphincter control.
2007-10-17 04:58:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tin Foil Roof.
2007-10-17 04:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I recommend a mammoth session drinking beer, eating pizza and watching Baywatch. That way, if any angels do turn up to cause you some grief, they'll soon be too busy living it up at your place to bother with the damnation thing.
2007-10-17 04:54:20 · answer #4 · answered by Dave C 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
dont know about the most effective but the most pleasant is to fill it with naked women--enjoy the day
but of course-i do believe men would work most adequately for your purposes
2007-10-17 04:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Find a way to take Bush off the power, and you will be safer for a while.
2007-10-17 04:51:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Place mirrors backwards on the walls and ceilings.
2007-10-17 05:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wall paper and clay based paints! I prefer a blue and white theme.
2007-10-17 04:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
All homes are rapture-proof unless you remove the firewall.
Firewall removal kit:
Jesus Christ, born of a virgin, died on the cross to save us from our sin, rose the third day to conquer death for us, ascended to heaven to prepare a place for us, and is coming back to get all who believe this.
Will you believe this?
Would you like to go with Jesus when He returns?
2007-10-17 04:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by Molly 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sell it and move to Australia there's no raptures here mate
2007-10-17 04:52:35 · answer #10 · answered by Grant 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋