Sweetest Day is this Friday, and I want to do something special for her. I am planning a romantic getaway, but I want it to be a complete surprise. So, I've decided it would be best if she's sleeping through the whole plane ride, and wakes up right when we arrive!
How much ether do I need to knock her out for a good five hours? Or is there something else I can give her? I want to be safe and all, but she has to be completely passed out. Thanks!
2007-10-17 04:34:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
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2007-10-17 04:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Unfortunately they don't let unconscious humans get on planes. I would suggest that you knock her out with a very small amount of ether, but then you need to anesthetize her and put her in a crate. Then you'll be able to get her on the plane as a pet.
When you get to your destination, pop the crate, turn off the tanks and make sure she's still breathing. When she comes around and the grogginess wears off, she will be SOOOO surprised!
Have a great time! Your wife's a very lucky woman. :)
2007-10-17 12:00:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
i think it is quite romantic that you want to surprise your wife
however what scares me is that you want to use a drug to knock her out..if she drinks why dont you two share a cocktail or two on the plane ride.she most likely will not want to be asleep and will be too excited that you thoughtfully planned out a romantic getaway.may i suggest that when you board the plane you tell her what you have planned,i think that would be a much better approach. enjoy your getaway.CC
2007-10-17 16:08:08 · answer #3 · answered by CHER 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ether works well. Just make sure she won't get upset that you planned a vacation without her input. (She shouldn't get upset over the ether, if she knows what's good for her.)
2007-10-17 11:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
That is a terrible idea! She won't enjoy whatever the destination after being knocked out for hours with a drug!Better off with just a blind fold! If my husband did that to me,I'd knock him out,for good!
2007-10-17 11:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by Hope 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think ether would work just fine. The trick is administering it without her realizing. I would recommend putting it on a puppet's lips and then making her kiss the puppet. At least, that's what has always worked for me.
2007-10-17 11:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
You could just get her really wasted on tequila shots. Or knock her in the head with a brick.
2007-10-17 11:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by Nea 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
GHB comes to mind,then you could put her in the bathroom stall and let guys take turns on her and make some extra spending money for your trip
2007-10-17 11:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Unless she is willing, you should not give her anything. She needs to know what she is taking before you give it to her. This is dangerous and illegal! She may have a drug allergy. If you kill her, how sweetest day would that be?
2007-10-17 11:39:43 · answer #9 · answered by Melissa S 1 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Uuuurm... Did I read that correctly? You haven't made it clear if you intend taking the poor unconsious woman to the airport, or just drug her on the plane....
I'm sure she'll love, however you do it.
2007-10-17 11:42:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mike D 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋