2007-10-17 04:29:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hahaha i have no idea either.. my boyfriend loves chuck norris.. All i remember him from is Walker, Texas Ranger.. I personally don't think much of him.. check out the two links the second one is kinda funny
2007-10-17 04:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by jenn_lean 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What fascination with Chuck Norris?
2007-10-17 11:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by brandy C 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake get's Chuck Norris'ed.
Chuck Norris only has two speeds, walk and Kill.
There was no Hiroshima bomb. Chuck Norris jumped out of the plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
2007-10-17 11:33:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Because when the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks under his Bed for Chuck Norris.
When people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
In reality there we four wise men at Jesus' birth, the fourth being Chuck Norris. His gift was the beard, a gift Jesus wore even to his death. Out of Jealousy the other wise men had him out of the bible.
2007-10-17 11:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's Chuck Norris. What's there to explain?
2007-10-17 11:31:34 · answer #5 · answered by Steve 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I don't know but my boss drives me crazy with his chuck norris rants. by the way chuck norris doesn't have a chin beneath his beard.....he has another fist. lmao
2007-10-17 11:36:38 · answer #6 · answered by goodgirlabout2gobad 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is one of the top fighters in all the world(real life b.a.m.f.), starred in action movies, is a Christian. So yes Chuck Norris does rock pretty hard.
2007-10-17 11:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by arderianwolf 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
we just love chuck norris
2007-10-17 11:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by dilainebriggs 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and smack himself in the back of the head.
2007-10-17 11:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by Joshua B 4 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Wouldn't you be fascinated by a man who doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants? Who can slam a revolving door? Who cannot get frostbit but rather he himself bites frost? Who had a toilet paper named after him but it had to be discontinued because it wouldn't take s h i t from anybody?
I have met him though, he's shorter and more mild-mannered than you would expect.
2007-10-17 11:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋