LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
COMPREHENSION
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2007-10-17 04:06:37 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There must be some man out there who... no, nevermind. Eternal optimism only goes so far. ;) Thanks for the laughs.
2007-10-17 06:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The truth of it all puts a smile on my face today!
May the Lord bless you, dear sister!
2007-10-17 04:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by Marie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If there's one thing I learned in this life, never argue with a woman.
I Cr 13;8a
2007-10-17 19:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny esp. z last one lol
2007-10-17 09:29:10 · answer #4 · answered by Teerna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, so true!! I like it - have a star.
2007-10-17 04:19:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee this made me giggle.very cute and funny^^
2007-10-18 09:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by cometlady89 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm, what was the question? This was more of a blog, wouldnt you agree?
2007-10-18 07:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by cjam 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was funny.
2007-10-17 17:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by Lady B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke! *lol*
2007-10-17 06:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by kono yaro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can't argue with you. you'd win anyway. oh well... it is what it is.
*sigh*
2007-10-17 22:25:32 · answer #10 · answered by That Guy Drew 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋