And why doesn't he just yank it away from us all of a sudden, instead of pulling it about an inch and a half farther away each year?
2007-10-17 04:05:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Isn't that roughly 1 and 1/2 inches, Eleventy? I could certainly be wrong, I know - my memory is shot :)
2007-10-17 04:09:55 · update #1
He likes to rip off bandiads slowly...
2007-10-17 04:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Because that is the way the firmament works. Study up a little on Firmamentology before you post such naive questions.
2007-10-17 11:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by 2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the moon is only receding at about 3.8 cm per year. He's trying to sneak out with it.
[edit] Yeah, you're right. Take the "only" out of my original answer.
2007-10-17 11:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by Eleventy 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
He's simply making a minor adjustment to the lighting fixtures...
2007-10-17 11:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because He needs more green cheese in heaven, but He doesn't want anybody to notice He's taking it back.
2007-10-17 11:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by Acorn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
because if he took it quick the rising tides would take away our buildings... so he is giving us a lot of time to move away from the coast lines.
2007-10-17 11:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by arderianwolf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not enough tithing. Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
2007-10-17 11:12:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He is still working on the lasso. Explains why he has been undercover for so long.
2007-10-17 11:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by inbetweendays 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's doing it slowly because he hoped we wouldn't notice. He wants the cheese all to himself!
2007-10-17 11:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
People were admiring it too much and he got jealous.
2007-10-17 11:14:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋