the harvest festival,you will be executed in 3 days. but before i kill you,I will grant you 3 requests.What is your first request?"
The lone ranger replies" I'd like to speak to my horse."
The chief nods and silver is briught before the lone ranger,who whispers in silvers ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the chief watches,the blonde enters the lone rangers tentand spends the night. The next morning the indian chief admits he's impressed."you have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in 2 days.What is ur second request.
The lone ranger again asks to speak to his horse.Silver is brought to him,and again he whispers in silvers ear. As before silver takes off across the plains.Later that evening,to the chiefs surprise,silver returns with a brunnette,more attractive than the blonde.The next day the Chief still impressed says you are indeed a man of many talentsbut i stillkill you tomorrow.
2007-10-17 03:34:26 · 12 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wat is your last request?"
the lone ranger respond,"I'd like to speak to my horse... ALONE."
the chief is curious but agrees and silver is brought to the lone rangers tent.
Once they are alone,the lone ranger grabs sliver by both ears,looks him square in the eye and says
" lisren very carefully you dumb *** horse. for the last time .... BRING POSSEEE not prossie!!!"
2007-10-17 03:39:18 · update #1
Lol Richy that one was yust as good,have a star on me and keep them coming,life is to short not to have a laugh hey?xxx
2007-10-17 04:27:59 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, we seemed to have lost that programme. Here are some adverts. Guinness is good for Guinness. Bovril is best if you haven't got any Marmite. A Mars a day helps obesity on its way.
2007-10-17 03:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO :) So humorous! celeb for you. -IMP ;) :) *EDIT* for people who don't get it, Lone Ranger asked for "Posse" yet Silver heard "carry *****"...subsequently the ladies human beings. "Posse" skill, basically, a team of pals/pals/in spite of.
2016-10-12 22:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good
2007-10-17 04:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got it unlike the others that was great thanx you have earned a star and ill give it to you when i get to level 2
2007-10-17 03:44:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fine joke.
2007-10-17 20:57:31 · answer #6 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my stars that is one cool joke.
to quote Weezy from Dragontales (pbs)
Luuuuuvvvv it!
2007-10-17 03:43:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you miss out the punchline???
2007-10-17 03:39:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very good! Come on guys, don't you get it?
2007-10-17 03:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!! How come some people didn't get it?
LMAO!!
2007-10-17 03:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋