A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!"
"So," he continues, "From now on, we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed and when I say Bell #3, we're going to make love all night!"
The wife is agreeable with this arrangement.
The next night, he came home from work and yelled, "Bell #1!" The wife took off all her clothes. "Bell #2!".....The wife jumped into bed. "Bell #3!"..... They began passionate loving...
After two minutes, the wife yelled, "Bell #4!"..... The husband asked "What the hell is this Bell #4?" "MORE HOSE!" she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"
2007-10-17 03:27:38 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i bet carpy, as an ex-fireman tried that, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-17 05:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, that earns a star. But like one of the earlier repliers said, stop giving them more ammunition. LOL
2007-10-17 06:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LM yadda yadda yadda!
What did the mexican fireman name his new born twin sons? Hose A and Hose B!!
2007-10-17 03:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just throw sand on the burning bush
2007-10-17 03:31:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but nice. You get a star
2007-10-17 04:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, but you must know that bell signals went ouy with the ark, we use bloody klaxon horns now. pmsl
starred
2007-10-17 05:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A common complaint. This time said out loud.
2007-10-17 03:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice!
2007-10-17 04:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-17 19:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing like ruining the moment!! lol
2007-10-17 04:58:38 · answer #10 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋