The Day of Judgement has arrived. Major disasters everywhere: flood, fire, disease.
St. Peter has been at the Gates of Heaven for three straight days, asking the millions of victims some very basic questions.
Jesus comes along and sees that Peter is much too tired to continue.
"Pete, take a break and I'll do this for a while".
So Jesus takes over and asks each potential resident their name, occupation, and number of children, where applicable.
After a time, an old, feeble man appears before him.
"Your name sir?" asks Jesus
"I don't know" replies the man.
"Occupation?"
Again the old man replies that he doesn't recall.
"Number of children?"
"No clue" says the man.
Somewhat exasperated, Jesus starts anew. "Your name really isn't that important. However, your occupation is. Please concentrate sir; what did you do for a living, how did you gain your livelihood?"
The old man, lost in thought, slowly starts to piece it together.
"Well," he says "I can recall working with my hands a lot. In fact, looking at the splinters in my palms, I'd have to say that I was a carpenter."
"Excellent and honorable occupation sir. Well done! Now for the next step: How many, if any, children did you have?"
Once again the old man furrows his brow and tries desperately to remember.
After a long while he says "I'm almost sure I had one child and since I can't remember any dresses or dolls, I'm sure the child was a boy.
And one more thing, this boy of mine was ostracized because he had holes in his hands, his feet, and his sides".
Finally piecing the story together, Jesus jumps to his feet, the ultimate realization of who he has encountered striking him like a bolt of lightning.
With tears in his eyes, he yells "Father!!"
The old man, equally moved, rises and screams "Pinocchio!!"
2007-10-17 02:43:09 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't see the keyboard eyes blurry with tears of laughter - absolutely brill *(again)
2007-10-17 06:04:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are all the time. The earth is flat, hopefully, where you are trying to land a plane. Those that land in hills have more problems even if they know astronomy. Wouldn't want a biology teacher to know a lot about Noah's animals, or would you? Believing smoking heals cancer is now being taught at what religion? This is your example of something equal to a religious belief? What if someone (like Hitler) firmly believed in evolution and became a military leader and killed 10 million people, should we discriminate against evolutionists being in control of totalitarian states?
2016-04-09 12:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Jesus with strings attached!!
:-)))
2007-10-17 05:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.10/10.
2007-10-17 06:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are on a roll hun, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-17 05:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. nice one. here's a star for you.
2007-10-17 04:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by aMused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha its so funny hahahahahahhaahahha lol hillarious
2007-10-17 03:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by Rinda Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehe this ones gud dude.
2007-10-17 03:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!
found my joke to tell at work 2nite!!!!
that was hilarious!!!!
2007-10-17 10:42:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-17 03:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋