Will I still get into Heaven?
2007-10-17 02:39:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He'll invite you into heaven...with His fingers crossed behind His back.
2007-10-17 02:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Jesus might answer you right back in your own way with his fingers crossed behind his back -- don't you think?
The Bible is interesting in this. It tells us that God will treat the devious deviously, the wicked wickedly, the good well, etc.
The picture we get from the Bible is that God is a perfect mirror, what we do come right back at us.
2007-10-17 02:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by Fuzzy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That does not represent a genuine acceptance of the Lord. You are placing conditions along with your acceptance of Him. Does that sound true to the Lord?
2007-10-17 02:44:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
do you really think God is silly? he will not be mocked. he knows everyrthing in our hearts.
he knows if ur being sincere.
c'mon, dont think u can fool God, coz u just cant.
i honestly hope that you will come to appreciate Gods grace upon you and actually accept him with a sincere heart, because being in a relationship with him is the best thing thatl ever happen to u!
2007-10-17 03:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by thatchica! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zilla, Jeebus has X-ray vision and therefore can see through your silly little ruse and your hefty torso. Besides, your stunted Zilla arms can, in no way, go behind your back.
Now crossing of the toes is another matter entirely.
2007-10-17 02:52:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Of course not
Jesus doesn't need anyone to tell him you've got your fingers crossed.
If you lie to God you only fool yourself not him
Madskiers got a good point! :-)
The Bible says "God laughs at the wicked every day.
You would just be making yourself a laughing stock.
2007-10-17 02:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he knows your heart and your mind what do you think? if you crossed your fingers then you wouldnt want to be in heaven anyway. he'll oblige you by not letting you in.
2007-10-17 02:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by trooper753 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are your toes crossed as well? That when I'd say you are in trouble. Otherwise, I don't think it would be that serious of a transgression. But, what do I know?
2007-10-17 02:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by Yogini 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God knows what is in your heart if you truly accept Jesus or not
2007-10-17 03:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by kadsukichan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will meet the holy prophet Mohamed
2007-10-17 05:12:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋