A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There IS no damn problem!," the man says. "Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this b1tch giving you a hard time?"
2007-10-17 02:37:49 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha he can say whatever he damn well wants!!
:-)))
2007-10-17 05:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. this is funny. star for you.
Hey try posting this in the Religion and Spirituality section.
2007-10-17 10:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by aMused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie.
2007-10-17 11:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
another variation of an old joke, still worthy of a star
2007-10-17 11:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.10/10.
2007-10-17 13:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get these hilarious jokes. You always get my star.
2007-10-17 13:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by mica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, tell him i'll have some, pmsl
have a star
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2007-10-17 12:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Money talks bull sh*t walks!! lol
2007-10-17 11:35:49 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good once again you may have another star!!
2007-10-17 12:43:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-10-17 10:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋