2007-10-17 02:29:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can Jebus help me with this one?
2007-10-17 02:29:42 · update #1
You're one sick cat,i would suggest that you get something done about what you put on here,as it doesn't do you any favours and you won't be making many friends !!!
2007-10-17 02:35:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take no notice of Satan he is only jealous because he cannot be a tin hatist. Maybe you could take your annual holiday at the north pole and be a sex tourist. I don't think its nice for cats in tin foil hats to mix with lower beings like snowmen though. Perhaps you could take up meditation and try to cure yourself from this aberration or just pray to the baby jebus.
2007-10-17 11:59:53 · answer #2 · answered by LillyB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spell check? Huh? Jebus lived in an arid joint too.
He combated the problem by buying himself a Mr Whippy van.
2007-10-17 11:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to move to a colder climate. If that is impossible, you need to get a very, very large walk-in freezer and keep the Snowman in there. Whenever you want to visit him, pop into the freezer. But be careful that you don't thaw anything!
2007-10-17 21:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm afraid a porno flick will just have to do, you'll just have to go rent Frosty the Snowman. There is nothing Jebus can do for you now.
That's my little (((kitty-kitty-kitty))) *strokes my little kitty from his head to his tail, nuzzling noses* ;-)
2007-10-17 16:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two solutions:
1. Move somewhere cold.
2. Buy a walk-in freezer.
2007-10-17 09:32:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You could invest in a really big industrial size cold room to entertain your fetish. Alternatively you could buy a second home somewhere colder and visit there whenever you can?
2007-10-17 09:33:33 · answer #7 · answered by james h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this part of your religion? There ought to be a site reserved for nonsense so that people who wanted to read it could go there.
2007-10-17 09:39:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
See a psychiatrist...and a spell-checker. You misspelled Jesus. You know use of the "check spelling" feature is free.
2007-10-17 10:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jehallah says (in the Bibran) that homeostasisexuals are abominable snowmen.
It is forbidden. You will get pelted by snowballs until death does occur by drowning..
2007-10-17 09:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋