One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."
2007-10-17 01:08:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L OL 9/10
jesus they r a hard crowd today out there lol x
2007-10-17 01:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm smart enough not to say something like that around my wife. She wouldn't unplug the TV and dump my beer... she'd just shoot me!
2016-05-23 03:27:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad 7/10
2007-10-17 01:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truly funny.
2007-10-17 01:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2007-10-17 01:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol.10/10.great joke.thnx for the laugh.
2007-10-17 02:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*lol*
and where do the babies come from? I'd love to hear that explanation!
2007-10-17 01:31:11 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-10-17 01:35:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-10-17 03:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by andy m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-17 02:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋