A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only
to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm
broke!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity a hour ago!!!"
2007-10-17 00:56:39 · 24 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. That is too funny. She said she was BROKE and didn't have any money.
2007-10-17 07:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 x
2007-10-17 08:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke, but the young man is too young to understand this
2007-10-17 08:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The latest high-powered vaccuum would run using battery
2007-10-17 10:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by Rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bonnet up on car and swearing coming from driver, drunk passing by asks''whats the matter''
driver abruptly says''piston broke''
''ah so am i'' says the drunk
thanks for the two points, that's pulled me over the edge and im now up to level four
the milky bars are on me
2007-10-17 08:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha thats Good
2007-10-17 08:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL thats funny
2007-10-17 08:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by Reshonda P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke I will get alot of laughs out of this one Thank you.
2007-10-17 08:01:23 · answer #8 · answered by Frank S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one.
2007-10-17 08:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny. pushy salesmen deserve that. next time one comes to the door I should say that.
2007-10-17 08:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋