HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8
2007-10-17 00:33:52 · 17 answers · asked by loopy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)
>>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich. - Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.- Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.- Howard, age 8
2007-10-17 00:36:26 · update #1
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out - Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favourite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10 ( The boy already understands)
2007-10-17 00:38:00 · update #2
they're so cute when you don't have to live with them lol
2007-10-17 05:23:56 · answer #1 · answered by Ami 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abstinence only education works on the fearful, but doesn't work on kids who just don't believe in God. Christians push for these programs because they reflect their version of God's will. That is great, if you have a bunch of teenagers who believe that God is ready to burn them for eternity for touching each other's goodies. It doesn't work if you are dealing with rebellious kids, or kids who question tradition, or kids who just can't understand why people would believe in God in the first place. Those conditions include most teenagers. Most teenagers question authority, they rebel, and many of them don't think that the adults have it right about the existence of God. This is why Abstinance only programs are largely unsuccessful. The Audience isn't right. Nature has made sexual drive paramount during the teenaged years, because that is when the body is most fit for delivering a healthy child. We should recognize this and teach kids about he responsibilities that go along with sex, instead of trying to tell them that their bodies are wrong, and that sex is icky. That is unnatural. Education is the key, and providing safe alternatives is the only way to slow down the rate of unwanted pregnancy and STDs. Telling kids that God doesn't like it will never work because most of them are in different stages of questioning God. Tinyv - there is no going back. Society has progressed, and your contention that life was much better back then is competely flawed. There were still many unwanted pregnancies, but because of society back then, women were cast out of their homes as a result, and the children were put in orphanages because of the social shame attached. Marrages did have a higher rate of sticktuitiveness, but there were also many more hopeless, loveless situations. It is easy to look at the past through gold rimmed glasses and to pretend that things were soo much better, but if you were to read newspapers from those times, you would find that the people then were saying exactly what you are proposing now. They all thought that the world was a terrible place and the end was soon coming. They didn't think that because things were soo great.
2016-04-09 11:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very gd and cute 10/10 x
2007-10-17 00:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute, and freddie age 6 is no joke. lmfao . stars
2007-10-17 00:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very good! i love how little kids' brians work. like the old saying, kids say the darndest thigs
2007-10-17 01:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Stacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Oh my gosh thats hilarious. Kids are funny.
2007-10-17 00:52:43 · answer #6 · answered by Dani 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. funny and cute.
2007-10-17 03:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by aMused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids are really cute
2007-10-17 00:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I simply love children's truth!
2007-10-17 00:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's sooooooooooo cute
2007-10-17 00:37:52 · answer #10 · answered by Spicy Hot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋