I bought some toast on ebay with the face of jesus on it.Has he returned in breadcrumb form to save all of hamkind?
2007-10-16 23:35:18 · 12 answers · asked by Cotton Wool Ninja 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've got a Mary on a potato chip. Trade?
2007-10-16 23:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 02:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by teresa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probably should have posted here asking if you should buy a toast with Jesus's face on it before you bought it ...mostly because Jesus is in heaven right now,not in a toaster.
Lots of people carv the face of Jesus,Marry Magdalene and other biblical characters into anything that could be carved out.
I do not belive Jesus would be a piece of toast,and if he was,the previous owner of the toast probably wouldn't have sold it.
2007-10-16 23:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by doggy_dog108 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Depends on the type of bread. It may be a false prophet or the anti-christ. Dangerous thing, bread-theology.
2007-10-16 23:38:37 · answer #4 · answered by Bangbangbangbang 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There are 30 thousand comedians out of a job and your trying to be funny.
2007-10-16 23:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
i heard that there was a bonfire near the vatican and they saw an image of the pope in flames. maybe that's who toasted it, the dead pope(who is reappearing in flames because, i guess he's in hell, huh?)
2007-10-16 23:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by Claudia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not sure if I would make fun of jesus
it displeased the Lord: and the Lord heard it; and his anger was kindled; and the fire of the Lord burnt among them, and consumed them (Numbers 11:1).
2007-10-16 23:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by virgil 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
www.jesusoftheweek.com
YOU GOT RIPPED OFF!!!!
2007-10-16 23:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by SDW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you're thinking of cheese-us. try it some extra virgin
2007-10-16 23:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are very funny.
2007-10-16 23:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋