A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter, at The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man pointing to the clocks at random, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie. "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in His entire Life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man. St. Peter replied, "Hillary's clock is In Jesus' office." "He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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2007-10-16 23:32:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha clever. Then my ex's clocks will be like a blender because its moving so fast...
2007-10-16 23:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10 X
2007-10-21 05:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol. 10/10. * for you. That was hilarious.
Well if Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan,what will he do with Bill's clock?.
2007-10-21 06:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that's a great joke! I literally laughed out loud ! Nice one!
2007-10-17 09:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by I Pity You Fool!™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 maan.ha ha ha 9/10.i guess it applies to all politicians
2007-10-17 07:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by Spicy Hot 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it earlier.. but very funny... i can see that u hv changed the last person in the joke to suit current political environment...
2007-10-17 06:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - that will apply to just about every politician.
2007-10-17 06:35:58 · answer #7 · answered by The Best 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA ye thats a good un lol. consider urself starred
2007-10-17 06:35:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! lol! I honestly loved. laughing my donkey off! :p
2007-10-17 09:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by 2smiley4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! 8 on 10!
thanx!
2007-10-17 06:35:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋