On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be OUT OF BOUNDS for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students!! Anybody caught breaking this rule, will be fined $ 20 the first time." He continued: "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $ 60 and anybody, caught a third time, will pay a fine of $ 180!!! Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: " How much for a season pass?"
Star if you like it, please!!
2007-10-16 22:39:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bene comico!
(trying to speak Italian here....did I get it right?..lol)_
2007-10-16 23:18:28 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9 on 10 for the guts of 2 Male student,
And 10 on 10 for dean for doubling da fine all da time,
And hats off to the stud who asked for season pass..........LOL
2007-10-17 02:38:08 · answer #2 · answered by Al 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't wait for college. <3
2016-05-23 03:15:05 · answer #3 · answered by cari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that rarely happens . the dean has 2 b really lenient.but good one
2007-10-17 00:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by Spicy Hot 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it does. Maybe in religious colleges.
Nice joke by the way, but these stuff are real. I've seen it before.
2007-10-16 22:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by BMW M5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah no, cause no one really cares too much what goes on in the dorms
2007-10-16 22:43:34 · answer #6 · answered by BikerBrat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds better than Saints tickets!!!
2007-10-16 22:55:02 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that happens, but that was funny,
here have a star
2007-10-17 02:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by smiley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, it dosen't always happen, and I think it is a good one!!! lol!!! Here is a star
2007-10-16 23:14:54 · answer #9 · answered by Dreaming♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No that doesnt really happen. what is this from a movie?
2007-10-16 22:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋