An elderly, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000" the jeweller said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!”
2007-10-16 22:39:20 · 15 answers · asked by Rainman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Brilliant one so 10/10.!!!
A Great weekend, lol.!!!
Got to try that one some time.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!
2007-10-16 23:33:32 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice Amigo.
2016-05-23 03:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by cari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice..lol
2007-10-16 23:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-10-17 00:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by rams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-10-16 22:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be a good joke if it would really happen.
2007-10-16 23:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Rahouel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m an oldy. good joke .lol.
2007-10-16 23:07:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't mess with the elderly!!!
2007-10-16 22:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was so funny ha ha ha ha have a star xx
2007-10-16 22:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, LOL!
2007-10-17 00:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by Drake Remoray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋