A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on......... but I like your thinking."
2007-10-16 22:24:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, funny, funny! Wasn't expecting it to be a sex joke - but I like your thinking!
2007-10-17 04:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Very well. Reminds me of the time Little Johnny used to be requested to provide an instance of a sentence utilising the phrase 'contagious'. After pondering for a even as he mentioned "Last Friday I used to be stood on the entrance gate with my Dad while the person around the avenue obtained a supply of rapid drying cement, however have to have forgotten as he'd long gone away for the weekend. My Dad mentioned 'It'll take that c*nt a while to shift that!' "
2016-09-05 12:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute
2007-10-17 09:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by kickiter247 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Laughed more the first time I heard it, still amusing though
2007-10-16 23:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Little Johnny is right.
2007-10-17 14:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by Pustic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Outstanding Lesson!...(somewhere in there)
2007-10-16 22:28:23 · answer #6 · answered by Helpy Helperton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good and cute joke!
2007-10-17 02:27:56 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lovely
2007-10-17 20:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by riti 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think I have actually heard that before, but still Very funny. thanks for the laugh this morning.
2007-10-16 22:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by LeeA 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ya good one
2007-10-17 16:19:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥FANCYS_MAMMA♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋