...don't you think he should have called and said he was going to be a lil' late?
2007-10-16 19:50:23 · 18 answers · asked by 12th 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Hey, yeah, this is Jesus speaking. I'm going to be a couple thousand years late so go ahead and eat without me."
2007-10-16 19:54:28 · update #1
For most people he's gonna be too early.
2007-10-16 19:59:07 · answer #1 · answered by cheir 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋
He did call and here is the message He left.
But do not forget this one thing, dear friends; With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day. The Lord is not slow in keeping His promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.
2007-10-17 03:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, because in the word of God he says, that he will come back like a theif in the night. Like when a theif is going to steal from you, do they call and say "hey i'm about to break in?" No. They do it to catch you off guard. No, I think that Jesus plan is perfect. People who are caught doing something wrong will be lefted behind.The others who rejected him will be lefted behind also. God Bless You.
2007-10-17 03:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by mizzpretti 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Late??? Even Jesus does not know when he will return...Only God the Father knows the exact time.
2007-10-17 03:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus isn't late! He is just waiting patiently for the right time :)
2007-10-17 10:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by Gardener for God(dmd) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee you're funny. 50,000 comedians out of work and you're trying to crack jokes. Sorry Charley.
2007-10-17 03:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only God the Father knows when Jesus will return
2007-10-17 02:53:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
His phone line got cut. I believe he wasn't paying his phone bills.
2007-10-17 05:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The are always crazy creatures who are in earth.
jtm
2007-10-17 03:01:21 · answer #9 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He's coming right on time.
2007-10-17 02:56:37 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Toooo Sexy 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋