so he can teach me some violence techniques and I would finally become a princess. I wanna be Chuckie's baby girl so no creepy guy comes close because they'd know that my daddy can kick their [inset part of the body that I'm not allowed to say]. And if I was Chuck Norris' baby gurl I would not have a 4.0 GPA.... I'd have a 10.0 GPA because my teachers wouldn't dare to give me less than an A++++++ and the #4 is not enough **cries**
If I wasn Chuck Norris' baby daughter I wouldn't be in R&S, R&S would be on me and I wouldn't have to log in to YA... YA would have to log in me and the IRS won't make me pay taxs.... the IRS will pay ME taxes
2007-10-16 17:08:51 · 16 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well you are now, my dad is Chuck noris, and he adopted you. Now get a job.
2007-10-17 18:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
huck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
2007-10-17 00:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by deleted 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Darling Princess (I am so glad to see the name back)
You don't need Chuck Norris to learn to defend yourself. I am learning on my own without Chuck and scarring the men half to death all by myself!! We've come a long way baby - get thyself to a martial arts studio and start kicking butt!!!
2007-10-17 01:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck is too busy kicking a$$ to mess with raising kids. Sorry, it's the truth.
2007-10-17 00:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oi
You want me to give this chump a karate chop to the head princess?
2007-10-17 02:17:53 · answer #5 · answered by ASE Master 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The awesomeness of Chuck cannot be limited to one person...
2007-10-17 00:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't cry - No daughter of CN cries!
Pretty sure the 'Chuckie' may be pushing your luck. lol.
2007-10-17 00:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They planned thus but left the idea because of your naughtiness.
2007-10-17 00:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Samina T 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sure know Micheal Jackson want to adopt you.
2007-10-17 00:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Near of DN 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, he called me right after you asked him, and he says that it's because you don't have a wicked sweet mustache...sooo you should work on that!
2007-10-17 00:13:31 · answer #10 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! is a prince 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋