What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.
Who chases computer criminals?
A hacker-tracker.
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
Lots of Memory.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder.
Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its websight.
Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-o
Where do cool mice live?
In mousepads.
2007-10-16 16:17:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:/
2007-10-16 16:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Cornier than a corn maze man! I like it!
2007-10-17 13:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was kinda funny but i think it would have been a bit funnier to a computer wiz
2007-10-16 17:05:43 · answer #3 · answered by gabrielle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha pretty corny but funny lmao
2007-10-16 16:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by **beep** 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Corny , but cute! i will give u a star!
2007-10-16 16:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by cassandra8507 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's okay funny...DC, you're falling...c'mon, boy!!! they are great for the kids i work with, though.. i still love ya'...happy day:)
2007-10-17 01:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try again it might be funny for computer nerds
2007-10-16 16:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
cute
2007-10-16 16:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by redtinydawg 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lololololololol
2007-10-16 16:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by spoodleroo 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋